Its 9:45 in the morning and we are here in mechatronix lab...Operation Research's lecture.....poff P Bhardwaj enters after all eight of us have positioned ourselves in the chairs.
"He is a cool proff",I said, introducing him to Vijay who came back from training this weekend missing all the classes of last week.
"All right, but I m famished, man I wish I could miss this class", he replied as he chooses one notebook from his bag.
"lets continue the problem we did in last class, lets say there's 0.2 probability that there's is oil in the land...."proff Bhardwaj continues as he reached the board.
"Nikki, there's a girl...11th standard, what do you think", mom said as I came back after my studies.
...does she want me to meet her...i mean i m only 18,.....may be 18 is enough....."what do you mean?"..i replied in hesitation.
"wants to study physics and maths, you know daddy cant teach 11th standard maths."
"Oh cool,...ask her to come from tommorow, may be this would help me pass my time..specially if you are a dropper.
"Your new student is here son,...shall i send her to your room.."
"yeah its ok....."
and there she is...sitting in my room.......ummmm...very quite...... and beautiful....and she smells wierd not in a bad sense....but then too.
"so, where shall we start from...physics?.....newton's laws of motion?"
mass into acceleration equals force!!!!
"whats acceleration, sir?"
"rate of change of velocity...."
"whats velocity?"
..is she really this dumb,....or not interested in studies....?
"rate of change of distance.....sry displacement"
"Oh..thats all so confusing..thats why i hate physics...you have to mug up so many things"
" you dont have to....its all common sense"
"Alright, I 'll try......I've this doubt...my school teacher could not solve this problem"
i solved that question in 20 mins.....although it was a real pain in ass....i mean lengthy....i was proud of myslef!!!!
next half an hour i explained her the question........."i'll explain the answer next time...time's up".....dats what daddy told me...not to exceed time limit while taking tutions......being proffessional ;).
"so the final Expected Value of Experimentation coms out to be53!.......sourabh ....did you get this value?"
"ye..yes sir"..i nodded as i came out my lucid dream.
11 comments:
well....frankly speaking i can't decide....really whos the dumbest of all ........the student the teacher or the blogger.........but interesting dream would like to knw more.....:)
Splendid I really loved it.
I think you can be a very good story teller.
Expecting more to come soon.
Moreover its a little short hope you get some big dream next time
Y can't i hve such dreams...!!!
well a Nice Story With A Nice Dream...!!!
It was a very good start n u have lived pu to ur name FREE THINKER..
The blog is nice but bit short so elongate it next time
its a good work
KEEP IT UP
N CONTINUE SOON..........
good hila..good...now i got what where were you doing in the class...
anyway goood story....:):)
you would have behaved in the same way as the grl if bhardwaj would have interrupted you in your dreams......."Tell me what is Decision Theory"
I couldn't get what you are trying to say.
Is it that the girl was as dumb in your eyes as you were in Bhardwaj's?
or
Is it simply the fact that everyone sleeps during classes in college except maybe first-benchers.
Or
Do you wish to flaunt the fact there was a girl in your room :-D
PS: "may be 18 is enough"
ROFLMAO nice one..
ye mujhe kahi se copy paste kyu lag raha hai.....:D
or are you inspired.....:P aka chetan bhagat.............
newys tere liye accha scope hai
keep up the good work..........
placement nhii mili tohhu can do story telling alsooo ........:P:D
truth is stranger than fiction.
dear tis all is not ur dream at all.
tis is ur personnel experince.
i can add more 2 tis. if any wanna more ask blogger to write further.
i never knew that there is a writer in u......keep it up
its nice experience i thnk
really nice
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