The one with dumb student

Its 9:45 in the morning and we are here in mechatronix lab...Operation Research's lecture.....poff P Bhardwaj enters after all eight of us have positioned ourselves in the chairs.

"He is a cool proff",I said, introducing him to Vijay who came back from training this weekend missing all the classes of last week.

"All right, but I m famished, man I wish I could miss this class", he replied as he chooses one notebook from his bag.

"lets continue the problem we did in last class, lets say there's 0.2 probability that there's is oil in the land...."proff Bhardwaj continues as he reached the board.

"Nikki, there's a girl...11th standard, what do you think", mom said as I came back after my studies.

...does she want me to meet her...i mean i m only 18,.....may be 18 is enough....."what do you mean?"..i replied in hesitation.

"wants to study physics and maths, you know daddy cant teach 11th standard maths."

"Oh cool,...ask her to come from tommorow, may be this would help me pass my time..specially if you are a dropper.

"Your new student is here son,...shall i send her to your room.."

"yeah its ok....."
and there she is...sitting in my room.......ummmm...very quite...... and beautiful....and she smells wierd not in a bad sense....but then too.

"so, where shall we start from...physics?.....newton's laws of motion?"

mass into acceleration equals force!!!!

"whats acceleration, sir?"

"rate of change of velocity...."

"whats velocity?"

..is she really this dumb,....or not interested in studies....?

"rate of change of distance.....sry displacement"

"Oh..thats all so confusing..thats why i hate physics...you have to mug up so many things"

" you dont have to....its all common sense"

"Alright, I 'll try......I've this doubt...my school teacher could not solve this problem"

i solved that question in 20 mins.....although it was a real pain in ass....i mean lengthy....i was proud of myslef!!!!

next half an hour i explained her the question........."i'll explain the answer next time...time's up".....dats what daddy told me...not to exceed time limit while taking tutions......being proffessional ;).


"so the final Expected Value of Experimentation coms out to be53!.......sourabh ....did you get this value?"

"ye..yes sir"..i nodded as i came out my lucid dream.